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bageling

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.
"Hey man, wanna go bageling tonight?"
by retsamevals February 15, 2013
mugGet the bagelingmug.

bagel

I'm gon spread my spread all over yo bagel.
by spread man January 17, 2010
mugGet the bagelmug.

bagel

To be hit with tremondous force, usually when one is not expecting it.
McNabb just got bageled by that linebacker!
by Dantastic September 21, 2005
mugGet the bagelmug.

bagels

What is this bagels? (What is this shit?)

Oh noes teh bagels!
by Nate Nieslen September 22, 2007
mugGet the bagelsmug.

bagel

he was able to get his paper weight up to a bagel.
by heavyhitter November 18, 2007
mugGet the bagelmug.

bagel

Another word for dryhumping.
"Steve and I bageled all night, and he had blue balls for four hours afterword."
by tsmpnpmf December 21, 2007
mugGet the bagelmug.

Russian bagel

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?
by Monty Python Obsessed May 19, 2014
mugGet the Russian bagelmug.

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