baby

boy+girl+relationship+intercourse+sperm+9 months=baby or could be.. stupid curious teenagers+no condoms=std or..a human baby

one fact:everyone started out as babies.

by sowhatifisaidthat November 18, 2004

babie

babie ~ cute/soft/adorable
also used to describe kim jiwoo also known as chuu from the girl group loona

pronounced like the word baby

chuu: i’m babie
orbits: yes you’re babie :(

by cisucks October 20, 2019

babies

the absolute worst STD you can get. they will stick to you until death.

"hey i heard bill got an std from jen."

"herpes?"

"no, babies."

by urban asshole February 19, 2010

Baby

A small crying bald thing, with a cord coming out of its belly, usually wailing its eyes out and swinging at everyone because it was TOASTY WARM in its moms stomach. At least 'till mommy pushed and the doctor pulled it out.

Dude, www.urbandictionary.com could totally have my first born baby. I mean, what would I do with it?

by DshakeS June 29, 2008

baby

a name used when trying to use a pick up line, or picking someone up

hey there baby....
(by the way this line usually doesn't work)

by danny August 29, 2004

Baby

A baby is parasite a girl usually receives after having unprotected sex.

Girlfriend: Im being attacked by a parasite.
Boyfriend: Eww, where'd u get it?
Girlfriend: You.
Boyfriend: How?
Girlfriend: You know how, i'm gonna name the baby Taylor.

by Theat kid that one time June 25, 2009

baby

An annoying miniature human that cries at all hours of the night. No matter where you hide your things, it will find them and then destroy them.

the baby just broke my gold necklace!!!

by Lala678 March 13, 2008