ding, ding

1. The sound a person emits after partaking in the process of smoking marijuana, indicating how incredibly baked the individual is. Often followed by some illogical statement involving oven mitts and burnt cookies and much laughter.

1. Micah: Ding, ding!
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)

by TrickerTim December 10, 2008

ding ding ming

A chinese man who likes to get dominated and pegged by women half his size

omg I think Axel is a ding ding ming

by 12inchpenis32 October 25, 2023

Ring a ding ding

Double speak by members of The Ratpack

- Dean Martin: the air is dry, the temperature is mounting, but something by the pool is a-missing
- Frank Sinatra: Why don’t ring a ding ding?

by Taugether January 04, 2022

Ding Ding Fairy

An uncle John that creeps in the room of Brittany, has his way with her and then leaves his ding ding behind so she can continue to pleasure herself.

Hey I saw that ding ding fairy in your room last night was it uncle John?

by skatmandiddlybop December 25, 2022

ding ding

Clitoris

Porn actor: Let me see your ding ding?
Innocent woman: My what?
Porn actor: Your rosebud?
Innocent woman: Huh?
Porn actor: Your clitoris, you idiot!

by ahnkhus February 06, 2022

Ding Ding

Word Or Noun for an alpha male.

That guy just got laid he must be a ding ding

by BlazeyeFearey March 05, 2019

Ding ding

penis

person: I have a huge ding ding!!
Other person: same * winks *

by 4ria August 15, 2020