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blooding

when you have a cut and you are bleeding out.
"Hey, look guys...I'm blooding."
by SWGT April 14, 2009
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Car blooding

Where one or more people throw blood on a car and often many at one time and most often by getting a bucket of blood and dumping it over the side of an overpass so that it will fall on the cars passing below. This is often done by people in the wealth reform movement and/or american communist movement and/or anarchist etc. to protest and respresent the blood of the 16,000 people who starve to death somewhere in the world everyday which the people in the developed world are responsible for because it gobbles up a the wealth.
Lets do some car blooding.
by The Fury 13 December 11, 2010
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Blooding

Blooding is when one bleeds whilst on their period. (Mostly used by women. If a man uses this take him to a doctor.)
Jessica: Oh my god, I'm blooding!
Elizabeth: Sucks to suck Tiffany, I haven't got my period at all this month.
Jessica: My name's not Tiffany...
by go ape October 15, 2019
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invisible bloody hands

the action of taking your best friend, and then hiring two people to kill them. The purpose of this action is so that you can personally obtain your private ambitions without feeling the guilt of actually murdering your closest friend and his friends and/or family.
I felt as if i had invisible bloody hands when murdering my best friend indirectly.
by kjaxdasdsdasda May 6, 2009
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Internet Bloody Knuckles

Arguing online about a topic that is dead. Everyone who's had any interest in the topic has heard everything there is to say. Everyone has made up their mind. Nobody is on the fence. The fence isn't even there anymore. The fence was there to distinguish the sides from each other, but y now it doesn't matter who is standing where. The topic is dead.

This is aptly named after a "game" where two people care way too much about what their peers think of them, to an extent where they take turns punching each other's fists and pretending it doesn't hurt. Everyone watching holds back their laughter while these two people wreck a body part they'll need for the rest of their lives (these are normally kids, and injuring the skeleton before it's finished growing is very harmful. It affects the growth and can cause deformations) because they think it makes them look like badasses, rather than dumbasses.

Who is told that they won Bloody Knuckles is up to house rules, but nobody really wins Bloody Knuckles. Nobody wins Internet Bloody Knuckles either. They think they won, based on whatever (like house rules), but all they really did was stress themselves out. Everyone else took one look at the topic, knew everything that would be said, and just moved on. Unlike the original Bloody Knuckles, Internet Bloody Knuckles can have any number of players, but even 2 is too many.

Now their real problems (which can actually be mitigated) will be harder to deal with.
Person 1: "The fictional character in this lewd drawing is not 18."

Person 2: "Guys, can we not play Internet Bloody Knuckles again? I can't in good conscience look the other way anymore. At this point it's as painful to think about as it is to watch. Go work out or study or stab water with a pencil. Anything but this."

Person 3: "They're not a real person."

Person 2: "Balls... 🤦"
by Some random person, idfk July 9, 2023
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inner blond

A person who doesn't have blond hair, but they are truly a "blond" person on the inside.
"OMG...I just remembered my story. Okay, so one day my mom's college roomate's sister's son tripped over a root when he was running. He fell over and got really scraped up. Okay...that's my story!!!" the brunette Kathryn says as a huge smile spreads across her face.
Mary Bowden and Molly look at one another and say, "Oh Kathryn you are such an inner blond."
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