Biff

A stupid or obtuse person. Normaly thought of as a typical Jock, large, fairly dim
and slow on the uptake.
when talking to someone dense..." Hey Biff What you up to?"
describing someones actions as idiotic, " stop being such a Biff"
by slabery January 26, 2009
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biff

noun: a large male aged 18-45. This male has an over-inflated ego, a small level of intelligence, and spends way too much time at the gym. Biff's enjoy wearing sleeveless shirts, flexing in casual conversation when it is not called for, loudly announcing how much cheap beer they have drank, and aggressively pursuing females with 1950's style machismo. Often employed as bouncers.
"This biff cut me in the line to the bar so that he could order his buddies a round of Natty Light."

"That bouncer who cut his sleeves off is such a biff."

"I want to talk to that girl, but this biff won't leave her alone."
by MEvans August 08, 2007
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Biff

Throw something
Related to, chuck, throw, fang, toss, bowl
"Oi! biff the ball at that car"

"Biff it here"
by Tanielu BROZ May 07, 2009
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"jesus look at the tits on that, shes well worth a biffin"
by biff March 22, 2003
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by James October 23, 2003
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A scouse way of saying, 'cigarette'
Come 'ed lad, let's go outside fora biff
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Biff

A large amount of fat on the lower stomach of a humain begin. The fat above the crotch. Mostly associated with morbidly obese people.
Damn, that bitch is fat, look at the size of her biff.

The man was so fat that his biff hung between his legs.
by Keiss June 06, 2006
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