Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”

Beta Male Rock by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022

Beta Male Smile

To form one's features into a submissive, “nice guy”, or harmless expression, typically with the mouth open and the front teeth exposed.

Look at Kyle’s new Instagram post, total beta male smile.

Beta Male Smile by Messy Jurphe September 4, 2023

Pathetic Beta Male

Only hecking retards that play Fortnite can be called this derogatory term.

Pewdiepie: What do you think I am? Some kind of Pathetic beta Male?

Pathetic Beta Male by I Shagged Yer Mum June 2, 2018

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weak minded beta male pussy by Zachmotherfuckingdoyle December 22, 2016

alpha-beta male 

A cross between both groups, in which an individual shares traits from both groups. A person within this category might have been born as one but crossed into the other, while maintaining traits of the previous.

An Alpha-Beta is mostly a leader, but can take on the role as follower if needed. He is intelligent, Artistic, but also Athletic, and Good Looking. He may be a player or stick to long term relationships, with very beautiful women. The characterisitcs of Alpha make him have higher fisical prowess, and rle with authority. But as a Beta he is more intelligent, and refined. The combination allows for the individual to adapt easily to particular situations.

The Alpha-Beta is created from a new generation of social and cultural influences, that are constantly changing, and thus require new types of classes to thrive within it.

Bruce Wayne was born as an Alpha, through his wealth and political status, but after his many hardships, he had to learn to take on the role as a beta, Eventually he returned to Gotham as an Alpha-Beta Male

alpha-beta male by Power564 January 15, 2014

Pathetic Beta Male

The person who posted above me

I shagged yer mom is a pathetic beta male

Pathetic Beta Male by Candlestyxx November 19, 2022

Absolute Beta Male 

Someone that all the girls feel comforable talking to because they are undeniably and permenently destined for the friend zone.

See also: Beta Soy Boy

Friend 1:All the girls only want to talk to me
Friend 2:Thats because you're an Absolute Beta Male destined for the Friend Zone.

Absolute Beta Male by YeetyYeeter September 10, 2019