bend over batman

expression of frustration, the shaft, getting screwed

ex.1

stubbed your toe. . . .instead of using profanity, scream "bend over batman at the top of your lungs.

ex.2

person1: who took the last mountain dew

person1's roommate: bend over batman

by casekiller3D November 12, 2009

bend the block

To drive around a residential neighborhood in a search for fly girlies, preferably with speakers on blast.

Let's bend the block and see if Suzie is around.

by Blasta Disasta September 22, 2008

bend ova

1) A day that will go down in history. Often reffered to by those in the know, as this century's top scandle.


2) The act of bending over, written in cháv.

3) To be royally had through a combination of the internet, extreme bad luck and being a dirty, dirty boy!

4) Not to be confused with Ben Dover

XcliffX - Hey Martin, do you remember "Bend Ova"?

Martin - haha, oh yeah. that was a good'n!

by Edge797 May 22, 2005

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.

I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016

Bend and shank

(v): the process by which a gangster may at first bend at the knees before proceeding to stab a target with a knife or "shank"; this process is intended for moderately tall persons of gangster origin to obtain a good "hit" on someone.

(ex): Yo Tyrell, wha' happen'd mayne??

-It was awful, he got me wit dat bend and shank...

by phreshBoi117 March 23, 2010

Bend Or

A popular town in the Pacific Northwest and now dependency of the 'The Bay Area'. Bend was invaded in 1992 by an advancing army from 'The Bay Area' of California. Bend was quicky conquered with little resistance. In modern times most Bend inhabitants will tell you they are from the 'The Bay Area' and how much they love Bend and wouldn't want to be anywhere else before telling you that the restaurants or shopping and pretty much everything else isn't as good as in the 'The Bay Area'. Most former residents of 'The Bay Area' would earn much more money there if they went back but have chosen not to, instead preferring to stay in Bend and tell everyone they meet that they are from 'The Bay Area' and how they would earn much more money if they ever did go back.

Bend Or is Californian colony originally occupied in 1992.

by Bendenlightenment July 8, 2014

Bend-setter

Bend setter is a description used for cocaine and the associated angular stance gained after a line, this is dependant on the strength of the substance, so you can have a 45 degree bend set which is not bad, but if you've gained some decent gear (chizz) then this warrants a 90 degree bend set....thus bend setter is born! This is predominantly used in Cheshire, Winsford and Holmes Chapel seem to be heavy users of the word.

Mate I managed to get some 90 degree bend-setter from Winsford, let's get proper focked lid!!

by Draft2016 July 22, 2016