lock award

the most prestigious award a reddit post can get

omg guys my post got the lock award!!!!!!!!!!!

by gh0811sn September 26, 2022

J.D. Power Award

Participation trophies car companies say they have so their car sounds good (when in reality they're extremely easy to get)

Car Company: "We have a J.D. power award!"
Person: Aren't those extremely easy to get and you can even pay for them?

by DylanPaterson October 21, 2020

award show

To go "award show" is to get all tearful and emotional in front of an audience.

David went all award show in front of everyone when he found out he was getting promoted to HMFIC.

by Paris Hilton March 16, 2005

Derryberry Award

The most prestigious award of the acclaimed Tennessee Technological University. It is awarded to students who radiate astounding amounts of excellence from the depths of their being and display raw bestial sexuality in even the smallest of undertakings. The award itself, in the hands of the master, can be used to summon droves of moist and wanting underage high-school girls.

Announcer: "The winner and recipient of this years Derryberry award is: Benjamin Eckart."
Moist & wanting high-school girl: " OMG BEN ECKART IS THE SMARTEST MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD AND I SUDDENLY DESIRE THE FRUIT OF HIS LOINS!"

by A Big Fantastic HUG May 8, 2008

Seano Award

A Seano Award is given when someone does something childish and or stupid that causes grief to others. Commonly handed out in World of Warcraft (at least in our guild) to morons that wipe raids due to stupidity or just plain screwing around. A Seano Award is given (in World of Warcraft) by mailing someone 1 copper with the tagline of Here's your Seano Award. In real life you could give someone a penny with a note attached saying the same thing.

Someone you work with, who knows their job well, does something horrendously stupid that costs your company alot of money, time, etc. Everyone is pissed off because of this. That's right, it's time for a Seano Award. Give that poor fol a penny with the tag "Here's your Seano Award" and let them ponder that one for a bit. In World of Warcraft it's handed out to players who do stupid things or just act like complete idiots.

by Mike Slats November 8, 2008

Awad

The Alphamale of the society! Angelic Looks, Charming as it can get, chick hunter, and you bet he can give you the best night of your life!

Awad, you sexy beast!

by mr.niceguy128 April 25, 2012

People's Choice Award

The 21st century version of American democracy

Ted: "Wow, our democracy is now nothing but a "People's Choice Award." We quit caring about background, character, intelligence or other intangibles, and simply pick the most entertaining white guy."
Russ: "Yep, Trump is no Lincoln, Eisenhower or FDR. I guess half the country finds him entertaining enough to be leader of the free world."
Ted: "Makes great sense, doesn't it? You don't think the rest of the world is both freaking out and laughing at us at the same time, do you?"

by hodags1966 November 12, 2020