australia

the country where you can retire after hitting the lottery, buying a boat, plane, a pimp jazzy, and letting carolyn do all your planning, and you can kick back and party every single day while you live forever

I am going to go to Turkey Hill, buy lottery tickets and a slushie, and after winning the lottery buy a plane and a boat, pimp out a jazzy, let carolyn do all my planning, move to australia, and party until forever because I will never die.

by gertrude eugene mildred October 18, 2008

Australia

We're upside down apparently .

REST OF WORLD: Yeah Australia is upside down.
AUSTRALIA (quietly) No we're not :(

MILLIONS of people die everyday from the Australia is upside down saying you can stop this by calling 555-555-555 or calling 13 10 60

by Anti upside down Australia December 12, 2017

Australia

The coolest place in the world, filled with the most coolest people in the world. Santa Clause's summer home is located just outside of Cairns, Queensland. And the whole shark attack thing -- myth!

Me: Wow! This Australia place is SOOOO cool! I never want to leave.

Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.

Me: WwoooowwwW!
Aussie: Eand way've gat gikoes.
Me: ADOPT ME!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 10, 2010

Australia

A place where Indians and most other Asian people are at risk of being harmed.

Mum: Son, i don't want you to stay out too late ok? This neighbourhood is an Australia

Son: Yes Mum.

by boogieeboogie January 25, 2010

Australia

Once a great country which is now totaly infested with bogans of all kinds, this sad occuracnce was brought on by the local sport known as AFL (AKA an excuse to cheer, get drunk, beat the shit out of people and assult women). due to the popularty of the sport and conformist human nature many people purposely became dummer to try and fit in with all the other morons who belive they are cool. although at first glance australia seems like a pretty cool place (and it is if youre on holiday) in reality it is a giant scum pit overwhelmed by racisim, voilence and just pure hatered. In america people get shot, in australia we were smart enough to ban guns the first time someone went on a rampage so instead people now get stabbed or Knifed. Not all people are bad in australia, just most of them, if you want examples of the good people you really have to look hard these days. if you want an example of the bad try looking in the MW2 online communtiy or every body who thumbs down this defenition.

want an example of how large the bogan population is, try everybody who defenied australia as a good country.

bogan: hey cunt what are looking at?

me(mumble): the reason I hate Australia so much.

bogan: what faggot, you dont like aussie!? well then hop on a boat a get the fuck outta my country!!

me:..... ...words cannot describe your stupidity.....

bogan: shut the fuck up cunt or ill smash ya fucken face in!

me: 3rd best counrty my ass...

bogan: (proceeds to punches me in the face multiple times leaving me on the ground bleeding from the mouth with a brocken nose and a concussion)

by catfish828 October 25, 2010

Australia

the best f***ing country in the world. great surf, great climate, great people.
we aussies have funny accents and we speak too fast for americans.

"yeah! i'm an AUSSIE!! carn the crows!"

by HoTTiE May 15, 2005

australia

Best fucking country in the world.. all you other fuckers better not diss it, and as for the ones that live in this country (immigrants etc), if you like to tease aussies and diss the country you live in (Oz), well how about you fags FUCK OFF AND GO BACK TO YOUR OWN SHITTY RUN DOWN POOR COUNTRY.
Go AUSTRALIA!!!

Leb: Fucking Aussie cunt
Aussie: fuck you, you greasy bastard
Leb: I'll call my cousins
Aussie: Go back to the fucking hole you crawled out of (Lebannon)
*** Ozzie smashes the shit out of the leb and the leb cries***
Aussie: Australia, the only bad thing is grease.

by woohadwvfwevfke December 28, 2005