by Motleymoo November 29, 2021
Get the Asmaan mug.The act of coming up to your best friend and rubbing your ass in his face and farting simultaneously, this is the (assymassy)
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Get the The assmassy mug.by ClueMonster January 7, 2003
Get the assmaster mug.1. Something/someone that attracts asses.
2. A person who does no work in a game, yet who sticks to you, to run in and grab loot while you are busy fighting.
3. Polipugget's level 91 Lord on Diablo II's USWest server.
2. A person who does no work in a game, yet who sticks to you, to run in and grab loot while you are busy fighting.
3. Polipugget's level 91 Lord on Diablo II's USWest server.
1. Why must I be surrounded by assholes? What am I, some kind of assmagnet?
2. Fuck off, thieving assmagnet, go get yourself killed.
3. AssMagnet is really strange.
2. Fuck off, thieving assmagnet, go get yourself killed.
3. AssMagnet is really strange.
by puggles April 17, 2003
Get the assmagnet mug.Also known as a greaseball: A young man with Arabian origin. Most likely in college that spends most of his time sitting in his room playing world of warcraft while drinking Freshca. Probably drives a Honda accord if he even owns a vehicle.
by Gmarr01 December 2, 2011
Get the Assaad mug.having an almost asthmatic reaction in regards to shortness of breath, when in the presence of an amazingly beautiful ass.
anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic
anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic
i had an assmatic reaction when i saw kelly today, i needed a couple minuted to collect myself! have you seen that ass!?
i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!
i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!
by hotkarl2705 August 18, 2010
Get the assmatic mug.A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.
Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!
by Not quite the 16th December 19, 2012
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