Assamee

Someone whose achieved perfection in every realm of human endeavour. Whether it may be intellect, fitness or dick size. This man has it all.

Assamee is goated

by _God Amongst Men_ December 11, 2023

Assagitated

Agitated but a lot more

"I am so assagitated right now because Tesco put their meal deals up by 40p."

by Sunflower93 December 31, 2024

me assahe

me assahe is a sexual act between a cis straight couple where the woman inserts a whoopy cushion into the man's anus and inflates it. The man then clenches and makes the whoopy cushion make it's trademark sound. (Not all people can fart on command so this helps). "assahe" refers to the slight little giggle you let out (at the ass, and situation). An "ahe" - it's not enthusiastic as you watch the whoopy cushion deflate in a man's ass and you contemplate all the decisions you've made in your life that brought you to this moment.

Man: I paid a chick to come over and she gave me a me assahe

Woman: I've been really bored and uninspired in the bedroom so I tried me assahe

by thatmanmon October 19, 2023