Assetite

An overwhelming and insatiable hunger for booty

Going to the beach today gave me such an assetite

by Dick_Petty July 16, 2021

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Asset Girl

A young woman, from moroccan /german descent, who has to finish a vast amount of social media ads, while being understaffed

She is such an Asset Girl

by 2893uuhn December 26, 2022

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assets

recreational drugs (Aussie)

You should go to bush once or twice a month to avoid depression. Don't forget to take some assets with you.

by Fwoop Markin February 1, 2023

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Assmetrics

Asinine methods to measure, track, assess business processes as a way for upper management to generate an impractical spreadsheet.

We did not get our bonus this year because our sales director has compiled a fiscal revenue report based on assmetrics..

by Panda2980 March 8, 2023

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Oh wow yeah, totally... Women are a TOTAL asset. They clean up your house for you? That helps a lot. That OR! OR they let you fuck them on camera and then THAT helps EVEN MORE. Because THEN I have 200 million dollars and I'll just be doing the thing I WOULD HAVE BEEN DOING ANYWAY. It's like being a pro gamer! Or a streamer! Or a podcaster.

Fatcock "Wait... You mean I can cut out the middle-man and get paid to TALK about fucking all of the women? Shit bro, sign me up. You see, I got this mindset dawg... And it's like... Bro... You gotta get some assests. Right? And you can't SPELL asset without 'ass'? Right? You see. I got this way of talking to em, right? I thought it up with my thinky thoughts, bro."

Hym 😒 "Oh? Yeah? Do you talk to them AS THOUGH... you ALREADY KNOW... YOU... Are GOING to fuck them?"

Fatcock "Uh-er, Wha-"

Hym "Like you KNOW they are going to do the thing that they ARE GOING TO DO... and there aren't any REAL, LASTING consequences to your interaction (negative or positive) because when I say 'THEY are going to fuck you' I don't mean 'THEY' at an individual level but 'THEY' as an abstraction and in aggregate. Like, YOU KNOW you're going to fuck 'them'."

Fatcock "Yeah, buuuuuut 😌☝️ I deserve it... Cus of the mindset. And then I make a bunch of sluts.... But, wait, my FRESH SLUT... SHE doesn't COUNT as a slut. Right? So you gotta respect her becuase she's the good one and, um, I'm also the good one."

Hym 🤨 "Because of the mindset?" 🤨

by Hym Iam March 27, 2023

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