Aspen Fat Unit

When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.

Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin

by Aspenburger September 2, 2021

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little bear aspen

1.excellent; great; marvelous

2.of a sort that causes or arouses wonder; amazing; astonishing

We all had a little bear aspen weekend

by Ingame Mechanic February 27, 2010

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aspen rae chase

aspen rae chase;
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a person who changes their gender identity, name, sexuality, etc. on a daily/weekly basis and swears its not for attention

ugh, stop being such an aspen rae chase!

by teej-ø February 8, 2017

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