Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.

"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"

by Zach G. November 9, 2003

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Arthur Fowler

Slang for 'growler'
Derogatory name for a ladies part.

'That drunk slag was not wearing any undies. When she started dancing on the podium at Batchwood, half of st albans saw her Arthur Fowler, and it was not a pleasant experience'

'I went to lick her out, but her arthur fowler looked like a bad doner kebab. Needless to say, i made my excuses'

'where you goin matt?' 'im off down the clinic mate. Im not taking any chances after that newquay bird. Do you know her arthur fowler resembled Mr Blobby. Spotty and yellow. Anyway the cotton bud's not that bad is it?'

by McMeat August 29, 2006

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Arthiphobia

Type of phobia, fear from fun and relaxing activities. May lead to social problems, schizophrenia, bipolarity, and other unknown pathologies.

She has arthiphobia, she avoids laughing and going to parties.

by Ricardo Martins May 6, 2008

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Arthur Dimmesdale

Character in the novel The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne. The man with which Hester Pryne conceives her child Pearl. He is outwardly veiwed as a saint, which only increases his inner hatred of his inability to confess his sin. His guilt leads him to punish himself physically and mentally. It is possible that, in addition to becoming gaunt, his guilt caused him to develop a heart problem.

"The aged members of his flock, beholding Mr. Dimmesdale's frame so feeble, while they themselves so rugged in their infirmity, believed that he would go heavenward before them, and enjoined it upon their children that their old bones should be buried close to their young pastor's holy grave. And, all this time, perchance, when poor Dimmesdale was thinking of his grave, he questioned with himself wether the grass would ever grow on it, because an accursed thing must there be buried." - The Scarlet Letter
(The Interior of a Heart)

Translation: The old people that he preaches to think he is so humble and saint-like, that they want to be buried close to him. But Arthur Dimmesdale thinks he is so sinful that grass wouldn't grow on his grave when he dies.

by Ivakin April 4, 2009

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