ARMANDO

Humongous cock and thicc as hell with huge bakery and fucks girls on the regular

That guy looks like such an Armando

by RandomGuy.balls November 15, 2021

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An obese guy who survives solely on Hot Pockets and never remembers how much rent is due at the beginning of the month although the number never changes. Probably eating a bologna sandwich and playing Xbox Live.

Armando asked me how much rent is again, just like last month.

by bitchin101 October 4, 2017

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that kid at your school that is just a bitch to you even though you are best friends with him.

"Hey, was he able to help you with the homework?"

"No he ended up being an Armando"

by Kowalski&BradenDaGOATS September 27, 2019

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HE HAS 17 brother that each have 5-7 different names

YO ARMANDO THATS A LOT OF BROTHERS

by pussyglasses March 8, 2022

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Armando is the perfect example of a man. He is hard as fuck when he needs to be but he’s a really nice guy by default, he respects his women and knows how to treat a girl. Armando is passionate in the dark, he doesn’t like to show his soft side much but when he does, it’s usually because he’s simping. Don’t get it twisted tho, Armando could still fuck you up in the blink of an eye, most Armando’s are known for being swole as fuck because the gym is their 2nd home, funny, smart, passionate, big penis, there’s a lot to love about an Armando, don’t let him go if he ever decides to step into your life.

Random Lame: damn, who’s that swole ass guy in the grey sweatpants? His bulge is fucking huuuge!
Intellectual Stranger: oh him? That’s Armando! He’s so fucking perfect!

by The Holy Trinity November 22, 2021

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