android user

Probably the gayest person ever. Always says android is better than Apple but doesn't back it up

Dude- that guy is an android user
Dude 2- eww I bet he can't justify why it's better than apple

by KrypticAtlas April 12, 2017

Android Brotherhood

The Android Brotherhood (ABH) is an urban myth.
There is absolutely no proof that such a society exists.
Iphones are great...

What is the the "Android Brotherhood"?
Probably a fraternity for robots.

by the repost Old Spice Guy July 27, 2011

android faggot

the kids that can't afford Apple products.

look at that android faggot

by endyourselffaggot March 05, 2016

Android phones

Android phones are a knockoff shitty brand that are so cheap, that they are basically used as toilet paper for the homeless.

Example of it used every day:
Person 1: Bro do you got an android?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Lol u a virgin my g??
Person 2: And I play fortnite too

Android phones are 🗑🗑🗑

by Fortnite is for losers February 02, 2021

Paranoid Android

Typically someone who is always paranoid either generally or when they are on drugs.

Tony-“eya man a swear a just heard someone knock on me door.”
Michael-“piss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row that’s why. Stop being a paranoid android man.”

by WillyWhackerAttacker July 15, 2022

Android Brotherhood

Some shit no one knows about. just go get an iphone

1. Yo you heard of android brotherhood?
2. nah probably of bunch of homos

1. yeah lets go on our great iphones

by The Wannabe Nevil August 22, 2011

Android Emoji

insult, because the android emojis look deformed as fuck. I have nothing against Android, I am in fact, an android user. but yeah, basically means ugly

Person 1: bro, you’re so ugly you can make onions cry.
Person 2: Oh yeah buddy? You look like a fuckin’ Android Emoji.

Person 1: *Cries to his mom*

by BigSheepMeow April 26, 2021