Anakin

A hot guy who hates sand with a passion.

He got a bit too hot and burned alive.

Once played fuck marry kill with padme but got confused and did all 3.

Likes to blame Obi wan kebobi

Obi wan: Anakin let's play fuck marry kill.
Anakin: okay. you go first

Obi wan: padme, -
Anakin: yes

by YouWereMybroAnakin April 3, 2023

Anakin the pervert

HE LOVES CHLOES BUTT CHEEKS

anakin the pervert likes little kids butt cheeks

by ChunkyOrangeJuice April 3, 2023

Anakin snipewalker

Term referring to the breadman Artemi panarin due to his resemblance to anakin Skywalker from star wars and his ranged shooting ability in hockey.

Anakin snipewalker decimated the canes again 4 goals in a night he's back. Next is uhlmark.

by Dboysnake88 February 12, 2023

Anakin Skywalker

A hot man. A youngling slayer. Doesn’t have the high ground (or limbs).

Me: anakin skywalker is hot
My bestie: get help

by StarWarsSlays July 5, 2023

Anakin Skywalker

The prophesied chosen one who brought balance. He was fatherless and had the most midichlorians ever recorded, exceeding 20000, and was apprenticed under Jedi Master and High Jedi General Obi Wan Kenobi of the Third Systems Army. He was knighted during the Clone War conflict, and was the renowned General of the 501st Battalion (later 501st Legion of the Galactic Empire as Darth Vader), which was also lead by Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex" and Former Jedi Commander and Padawan Ahsoka Tano, Skywalker's apprentice. He later turned to the dark side and became the Sith lord Darth Vader, and fought his former master on the planet Mustafar. He lost the duel, lost his limbs and was reduced to an angry, crispy man who struggled to breathe in his black, pressurised suit after he burned. He was later redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker, destroying Vader and his master, Darth Sidious, eradicating the Sith once and for all.

Anakin Skywalker is a cool general who treats his Clones like men

by CC-8826 September 23, 2023

Anakin

Disliking sand because it's coarse, and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere anakin: a hate of sand

by xafectr March 5, 2022

Straight Anakin

When you get catfished by a fat girl on a dating app so you have a one night stand with her and wipe your nut on the side of her bed

“Dude, where were you at 1:34 in the morning?”

“Well I WAS excited to hook up with my date. But her picture showed a 7.5 and she was a 4, so I gave her Straight Anakin and dipped.”

by Reddycolt December 28, 2025