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Damm, that’s guys as sexy as an Alfie!
Alfie by ClutchAstros September 27, 2020
Mia: Ugh I hate Alfie.
Alfie: Suck your mum you fat slag.
Weirdos: OOOOOOOOHHHH
alfie by DejiIsHot October 26, 2020
There’s just no explanation.
ok maybe there is:
he is always up for a hug with you even when you have fallen out.
he gives the best hugs ever.
always up to talk or FaceTime.
will always be there for you no matter what.
one in a million.
an amazing friend and you would be lucky to have him.

very very good lucking.

thank you for being there Alfie :)
Girl: “omg, Alfie hugged me yesterday!”

Girls friend: “aww, he’s so sweet!”
Alfie by simp for Oscar Iannone November 14, 2020
Most overused uk name, they love interactions with people nearly twice their age, they can sometimes go depressed for no reason at all And cry when being called a neek/wetty neek (we safe tho mush)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)
Hi Alfie your a wetty neek wasteman *alfie sobs* “I’m ok.”

“Okay neek.”
Alfie by Not a neek November 14, 2020
A person that follows girls
Alfie stop following girls
Alfie by Hey bitches go shopping December 25, 2020
The most amazing person in the entire world who does not like maisie Shores
Alfie is so amazing
Alfie by BIG WILLY PERSON January 8, 2021