alex the zebra

A white woman with a fat ass and has striped hair

Hadyn- who is that

Hailey- man that’s Alex the Zebra
Hadyn- damn she fine

by H jsnchdnndbdbd June 12, 2018

Alex thill

A beautiful Slovak with luscious hair and a long shlong. He gets all the bad bitches in town

good damn that guy is such an alex thill

by Ayocoolguyyouknowwhoitis November 17, 2018

Alex the Thief

One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.

He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.

Then. He doesn’t even use it.

Dick.

Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief

I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.

by Bitchy bartender June 27, 2019

Alex the Paladin

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...

Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...

by DontFuckUp November 23, 2019

Alex tin

A guy who loves girls that tend to be way younger than him , he is a very sexy and smart he loves sports and is kinda gay

Ur acting like Alex tins gay ass

by Yo fam r u dumb December 23, 2019

alex_thecrusader

He is a very cool and hot tiktoker that posts very cul content . He can ride a horse on a bike and he is fat . He uses the bathroom 24/7 . He kinda turned gay when he saw kingflapjack's face reveal on instagram

Have you seen alex_thecrusader?

Yea , he is in the bathroom

by Get clammed bish February 2, 2020

alex_thecrusader

He is a very cul and hot tiktoker . He posts very cul content . He edits and uses the toilet 24/7 . He is friends with unknownboi.exe . He kinda turned gay when he saw kingflapjack's face reveal on instagram

Have you seen alex_thecrusader?
Yea , he in the toilet

by Get clammed bish February 2, 2020