Albert 

A guy with the biggest acne problems at the age of 12 funny and ugly

Holy shit, Albert looks like a pimpled infection

Albert by NinjaOnSteroids March 30, 2020

Albert 

Someone who loves playing roblox and screams all the time

You're such an albert

Albert by Ohheyitsjustmeh June 27, 2020

Albert 

A man who likes Cherry Icees and studies theology

Man, that dude at Subway yesterday was such an Albert.

Albert by James Bonnet October 9, 2020

Albert 

Hot sexy guy, polite and awesome

Person A: OMG! Thats Albert!
Person B: OMG! He´s so hot

Albert by youtuber1677 October 14, 2020

albert 

the one who laughs at his jokes

albert: “what do u say when u kill 3 disabled children”
taliah: “cripple kill”
albert: “darn u stole my joke”
a few seconds later
albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha”

albert by cookthekidz November 9, 2020

Albert 

Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt

Damn thats big Albert

Albert by dirt98304756934875 December 24, 2020

Albert 

Albert is a kind dude. A little bit of an asswipe. His eyes are blue like a blueberry and he is 5’7”. He is oddly smart and he loves to wear pizza socks.

Look at those pizza socks, wow he is such an Albert.

Albert by heyo9999999 March 12, 2021