Alstaire Tuohy

It is a gay person, with a deformed penis
that uses a bagel on their dick to simulate the experience of having sexual intercourse

Joe: Damn dude he is such an Alstaire Tuohy. i walked in on him with a bagel as he jizzed.

Tom: HAHAHAHA figures, you should have known he's a Tuoyh

by joe2277998455 June 19, 2009

Alasdair

Alasdair has a massive penis and anyone who doesnt think this has a tiny penis he naturally is a leadr and all girls love him because of his supreme inteligence. Alasdair is also always succesfull in life

¨i wish i was Alasdair

by Jesus rsie October 28, 2020

Alistair Lee

A male with a horse sized COCK

Yo that guy is such an Alistair Lee.

by AlistairLeeLover December 10, 2021

Alasdair

A Ginger boy who likes mountain biking and other outdoor sports.

That guy died his hair what a fake Alasdair

by Bjorne Andresen October 16, 2017

Alistair Jacobi

A very bad Motherfucker.
Occasionally eats 'meat' and dick.
Also likes rats.
Doesn't like cats very much though.

Alistair jacobi could rail me to death and I'd thank him.

by Nashuee September 8, 2021

Alistair

stinky boy, whos sweat smells and looks like piss. a bit obese and makes me want to kill myself.

Alistair is a fucking idiot hope I can smell him from a mile away

by jennyfromtheblock#pussyslay September 4, 2022

alastaire

A kind and caring person

Alastaire is always worried about his friends and not himself

by Oh Yuuup October 18, 2018