airport wood 

LARGE PENIS

David Airport wooded me!

airport wood by Fastnfabulous January 1, 2014

Airport drunk 

When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.

My flight from the Chicago airport got push to 4 hours later... Guess I'll just get airport drunk

Airport drunk by Kraken of the night November 7, 2017

airport pants 

a pant you were to go to the airport that looks stylish and is cnfortable

Hey lily im going to the airport have you seen my airport pants?

airport pants by fruitlooped May 8, 2018

airport pants 

comfy pants that you would wear to the airport

wow lily where did you buy your airport pants? Oh fag central located in Miami.

airport pants by fruitlooped May 10, 2018

Airport Buzz 

The level of buzzed you get when the drinks are too goddamn expensive but your flight’s been delayed 6 hours.

I’ve only got about three shots of vodka left... guess I’m just going to have an airport buzz tonight.

Airport Buzz by MandaPanda88 January 21, 2020

Airport Puppy 

An individual who has been hoeing around, airport to airport, not wearing a mask, soaking up all the germs and bacteria, just not giving a fuck.

"Stay away from Joel today, he's an absolute airport puppy after this weekened. Def has covid"

Airport Puppy by Ders McGee September 13, 2022

airport whore 

a fat woman who sucks dick at airports

!define airport whore

airport whore by jabbathehutmut December 24, 2022