That adorable lil pooch that shows up after she eats lunch. You know you just want to caress and tickle it so she'll giggle and THAT make you almost as happy as being with her.
A few hours after lunch, Lacey ran into Eddie. Eddie looked at her mid-section and there in its fine glory was her afternoon pooch. He asked her what she had for lunch. She snickered and exclaimed, "a bit too much, but it was delicious!" He reached out and poked her tummy and declared, "Nothing is too good for you, girl! You're the best!" They then kissed in celebration of their feelings for one another. It was yet another wonderful moment in Lacey loves Eddie!
by von groovy August 22, 2024
by Depressed kitten October 22, 2022
When you have diarrhea during a long drive, but cannot find an exit and you pull over, take out a Target bag, and shit directly into/onto the bag, while being partially in the car.
Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)
Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)
by internetdad22 February 16, 2024
The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage
by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 05, 2023
Period of the day starting immediately after noon and ending approximately at 6:00 p.m. The period following afternoon is called " evening ".
A: " Do you have plans for this afternoon? "
B: " Yes, I'm going to the pub at 5:00 p.m. with my friends just after class. Want to come?"
A : " Sorry I can't, I'm going to the restaurant with my girlfriend this evening at 7.p.m. "
B (looking his watch, reads 12:01 p.m.) : " That's fine! Good afternoon! "
B: " Yes, I'm going to the pub at 5:00 p.m. with my friends just after class. Want to come?"
A : " Sorry I can't, I'm going to the restaurant with my girlfriend this evening at 7.p.m. "
B (looking his watch, reads 12:01 p.m.) : " That's fine! Good afternoon! "
by abanzai May 28, 2019
The feeling one gets during the afternoon and evening hours of Christmas Day. The gifts have been unwrapped, the cousins, uncles and in-laws have all gone home, and leftovers fill the fridge. The holiday festivities, so heavily anticipated, are now over, leaving an empty feeling inside.
After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays
by d_leet December 26, 2016
Men's Afternoon is a period of time early to mid-afternoon with drinks and fellowship where you feel like you're getting away with something, so it's just a little bit funner than normal.
Men’s Afternoon is like trying to nail the ol' lady for the second time in a day. You can probably get away with it, but she'll make you pay later.
by RustInTheWind August 03, 2024