affectionate zombie

Another term for the mentally challenged. They move slow, they slur their speech, but unlike real zombies, they don't want to eat your brains. They only want hugs.

After the Special Olympics, I was overrun by a hoard of affectionate zombies.

by King Mob Is Dead September 1, 2008

adrection

When you get an erection from all those pornographic ads/popups. People usually have the urge to click the ads and get a harder boner.

Jimmy: I was on this site when I got an erection from this porn ad! I got an adrection! Better wank it off!

by THEMEOWMIXMAN December 29, 2007

e-ffectionate

Having or showing fond feelings or affection; loving and tender. BUT, all done over email, IM, text messages, and phone!

Dude, she and I screwed off all day on email. My boss would be pissed but it was so e-ffectionate!

by Jacks_inbox June 21, 2005

The Amity Affliction

Australian band. They sing about anchors.

Not to be confused with Anchorman
For further, unrelated reading, see: Morning glow

Stewart: Dude, do you know The Amity Affliction?
Jensen: Yeah.
Stewart: Well I got this mad awesome tattoo.
Jensen: Oh yeah Stewart, what is it?
Stewart: It's a bunch of anchors!!!!!11
Jensen: Wow, there are so many of them...
Stewart: I know right, I'm just free forever now aye?
Jensen: Fuck off Stewart. Get a haircut.

by TheLocationOfCheese October 7, 2012

Affectionately Incapable

Usually the female kind who has this problem, they are unable to show affection and do not see the point of it. They are unable to publicly or privately show much affection at all.

Dude: you are so amazing in so many ways your pretty and sweet!
Girl: kul wats up?
Dude: wtfpwnt Affectionately Incapable much?!?!?!

by 86937163470 January 21, 2009

Frat Boy Affliction

A submissive male that lacks originality, brains and the ability to think on his own.

Jennifer: Steve's a nice guy but once he went college he got a bad case Frat Boy Affliction...pretty sad too.
April: Why's that?
Jennifer: He was always a stand up guy with thoughts of his own but now he doesn't make a move until one of his buddies says to...pretty sad!

by Miles O'Malley March 20, 2015

Affliction

A group of Douche Bags. ie. pack of dogs, murder of ravens, heard of cattle Affliction of douche bags. Named after their trademark shirts. As to make them easy to spot in the crowd. most douchebags are known to wear white sunglasses, white bandanas, fake tans, tribal tattoos and faux hawks or spiky hair.

"Hey Sean, did you see that Affliction of Douch Bags last night? They all drank Heinekens and had white sunglasses and faux hawks."

by Two Bit 1982 October 29, 2011