by Pround australian ;D January 02, 2010
A large bankrupt rock that is neither a country nor a continent, and is full of poisonous snakes lizards, and lesbians, has far too many bar-brawlers.
by downwithaustralia April 16, 2010
Sorry aussie folks, but australia was formed when a bunch of British convicts were shipped there and started to populate. So in reality, your all descendants of criminals. :D
Unsuspecting tourist: Here, can you hold my camera please?
Australian Criminal: Sure thing! (Runs for the hills)
Australian Criminal: Sure thing! (Runs for the hills)
by Bubs_13 October 23, 2007
the country where you can retire after hitting the lottery, buying a boat, plane, a pimp jazzy, and letting carolyn do all your planning, and you can kick back and party every single day while you live forever
I am going to go to Turkey Hill, buy lottery tickets and a slushie, and after winning the lottery buy a plane and a boat, pimp out a jazzy, let carolyn do all my planning, move to australia, and party until forever because I will never die.
by gertrude eugene mildred September 04, 2008
We're upside down apparently .
REST OF WORLD: Yeah Australia is upside down.
AUSTRALIA (quietly) No we're not :(
MILLIONS of people die everyday from the Australia is upside down saying you can stop this by calling 555-555-555 or calling 13 10 60
AUSTRALIA (quietly) No we're not :(
MILLIONS of people die everyday from the Australia is upside down saying you can stop this by calling 555-555-555 or calling 13 10 60
by Anti upside down Australia December 13, 2017
The coolest place in the world, filled with the most coolest people in the world. Santa Clause's summer home is located just outside of Cairns, Queensland. And the whole shark attack thing -- myth!
Me: Wow! This Australia place is SOOOO cool! I never want to leave.
Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.
Me: WwoooowwwW!
Aussie: Eand way've gat gikoes.
Me: ADOPT ME!
Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.
Me: WwoooowwwW!
Aussie: Eand way've gat gikoes.
Me: ADOPT ME!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 10, 2010
by boogieeboogie January 25, 2010