by MoldyMoldyAss March 07, 2015
Protective equipment, most people don't wear them because they restrict movement and are uncomfortable, main use is to stick in you friends face after worm during a workout
I used to wear an athletic cup for wrestling, but I found out I could do better without it, now I just exercise in it and stick it in my friends faces when it's sweaty.
by Matman September 29, 2013
Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.
by Strizalkouski October 09, 2008
Barry Bonds may perform well on the field, but he's definitely lacking performance in other areas now that he has developed Athletes balls.
by Dratin October 09, 2008
When you date a guy who's very athletic and used to hard workouts, and he brings the serious dick (D) to the point of exhausting you. The dick was so serious you might have to take an advil afterwards to recover.
by alicianola February 03, 2017
"Yeah, I was up this morning running my normal 5 miles, when I started to get Athlete's Ass. I thought I could hold it, but it just burst out and started to run down my leg."
by Anonymous September 04, 2003
Individual born with outstanding athletic and sexual skills. While others may have to work hard to excel on the athletic field and in the bedroom, natural athletes will achieve great things without practicing or expending much effort.
"Gary is ...not a natural athlete."
"At first glance my partner may appear to be a lowly gizz-mopper, but I can assure you he is a well-endowed natural athlete."
"At first glance my partner may appear to be a lowly gizz-mopper, but I can assure you he is a well-endowed natural athlete."
by NVA Barry February 08, 2006