Aladdins Magic Carpet

When you shove 100 dollar bills up someones ass and they fart them out and make them fly like Aladdins magic carpet.

Bro, the other night we got some strippers and had them Aladdins Magic Carpet through the living room

by DiamondX November 20, 2014

Aladdin Complex

When a rich girl has the desire to date/save a poor person.

"Tammy tends to date street rats"
"Yea, she has a real Aladdin Complex"

by ClayShoaf September 21, 2016

asadulla

The God of all creations.The creator of the world of people and unicorns. Fucking amazing guy!

Asadulla determined the expansion of the universe

by urbandictionarist95 May 19, 2017

Asadude

Is the slurred ‘slang’ term to replace “what’s up dude”. The only demographic to use this word unironically are usually college frat boys or high school jocks who think they are cool.

“Hey bro!”
“Oh asadude!”

by DankestOfDugongs April 25, 2019

Asad

a neek. thats it (also a really cool guy with really cool aspirations. somehow good at everything because hes a smartass and also really annoying because he never agrees on certain effects) maybe more than a neek, idk perhaps amazing too?

asad the bossman is so cool

by madinay January 14, 2023

Asla

Asla is a substitute for anything that occupies space and has mass, an adjective that can be used in either a positive or a negative sense, a feeling to describe happiness and sadness at the same time, and a substitute for other words that we use in our daily life.

Tum ruko mai gaand maarne ka asla lekar aaya (Wait here, I'm going to bring a condom)
Bhai professor ne asla karva diya (Bro the professor failed me)
Meri saas ke 3 asle, teeno kalakar (My mother in law has 3 sons, all three are artists)
Mera asla kho gaya Chennai me (I lost my water bottle in Chennai)
Naya asla aaya hai mere asle pe aa jao (I scored some new stuff, come to my room)

by lomna January 23, 2023

Neo-Aladeenism

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Admiral General Aladeen of Wadiya in The Dictator.

1) Aladeen
2) Aladeen
3) Aladeen

This Neo-Aladeenist's great grandfather fought in the American Civil Jihad! Can you believe it?!

Cringe Low IQ Retard: I learned thirty vocabulary words this week!
Based High IQ Aladeenist: I learned thirty Aladeen. It's Aladeen, Aladeen, Aladeen, Aladeen, Aladeen, Aladeen, Aladeen, Aladeen, Aladeen, and Aladeen

Neo-Aladeenism is the future!

by based aladeen June 12, 2022