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Armando

a derogatory term for strange but hot asf men. like boys who probably say slurs on the low but he's fiiiiiiine.
omg have you seen Armando?! yeah he's so hot I wanna cuff him
by sheeeebah May 13, 2021
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Armando

Armando is the perfect example of a man. He is hard as fuck when he needs to be but he’s a really nice guy by default, he respects his women and knows how to treat a girl. Armando is passionate in the dark, he doesn’t like to show his soft side much but when he does, it’s usually because he’s simping. Don’t get it twisted tho, Armando could still fuck you up in the blink of an eye, most Armando’s are known for being swole as fuck because the gym is their 2nd home, funny, smart, passionate, big penis, there’s a lot to love about an Armando, don’t let him go if he ever decides to step into your life.
Random Lame: damn, who’s that swole ass guy in the grey sweatpants? His bulge is fucking huuuge!
Intellectual Stranger: oh him? That’s Armando! He’s so fucking perfect!
by The Holy Trinity November 22, 2021
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Jose Armando

He is very smart but also kind of dumb
Hey Jose Armando, can you pass the math homework
by Joan Laporta November 22, 2021
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Armando

A Guy Who is a Big Ass Mandilon. Females love him because se arrima a las faldas de ellas. You will not find a bigger Mandilon
Armando had to ask for permission because he is a mandulon
by Dr.NYC November 23, 2021
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Armando Ramos

Who's laughing now?
Hym "Not Armando Ramos. I'll contact Armando Ramos too. Tell him to get a list of the victims parents names. And not Jordan Peterson either. And not the families of the 19 people his nephew murdered. I wonder what he wrote. I was just laugh at Trump about when he was asked why he wanted to do tariffs so bad and his response was 'I jUsT dO!' I laughed hysterically at that. Mainly because it sounds so fucking stupid to that you 'just do' want to do tariffs."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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Armando

Pure evil. LOVES to make a mockery of people. A man who will always try and play on your fears and weaknesses.
Armando watched as the building burned. His plan was complete
by Purple0718 April 14, 2025
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Armando

Pure evil. LOVES to make a mockery of people. A man who will always try and play on your fears and weaknesses.
Armando watched as the building burned. His plan was complete
by Purple0718 April 14, 2025
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