A man incompetent of handling a woman.
He is very dirty, mischievous, outgoing and a fierce alchoholic, who constantly losing his
pants.
He is loving but under the influence of alchohol, he laughs evilly to himself when he causes trouble.
He likes hurting peoples feelings, thats why he doesnt have many
friends.
When approaching an Ariel, make sure to have
taco bell or liquor to surender against your will.
Dude: (walking)
Ariel: HEY! Hey you!! Yea You!! Are you forgetting something!
Dude: PLEASE DONT HURT ME!
Ariel: You know the drill, TACOS OUT, HANDS UP!
Dude: All i have is this Appelton!
Ariel: WTH! I DON'T DRINK THAT!
Dude: DON'T KILL ME!!
.... To be continued ....