Area 51

A place that has everything you wish to have, such as:
+ Aliens
+ Half-Life 3
+ Sanitizer that can kill 100% of bacteria.
+ Silent Hills P.T
+ Toilet paper that can completely clean your ass.
+ etc.

Yo, Gordon Ramsay. There is lamb sauce in Area 51.

by bradparker September 12, 2019

Area 51

A simple way for the US government to get rid of 1 million people and get away with it

Person1: lets go to area 51 tomorrow
Person2: yes! I'm down
US government: allahu akbar(Drop the bomb)

by Spaghetiddies July 19, 2019

Area 51

Area 51 is gonna get fucked in the ass by John wick

Fucking John wick is gonna raid Area 51 fuck yeah

by Cock & Ball Torture July 19, 2019

Area 51

The worst event in history to happen to children in 2019 where they try to raid a government facility but die because they're dumb and don't understand that aliens don't want to be f*cked and that it was a joke but they're all idiots for thinking that would actually work. Who thinks that they'll actually be able to get into a government facility and even if they do there's not gonna be any aliens for example if you tell someone that you're gonna rob their house they'll just move their stuff and rob you in return so if you read this I suggest you don't go to Area 51 that will be literal suicide also you probably waste so much time inside playing Fortnite that you think you know how guns work and that sh!t but Fortnite isn't realistic at all like right now you're becoming smarter reading this but instead go outside and do something other than play video games like murder, theft, grand theft auto (not the game you idiot), or arson all of those are fun and remember don't go to Area 51 commit crimes instead.

Bob Ross: Hey remember Area 51?

God: Yes

Bob Ross: Why didn't you stop them?

God: Because they're idiots

Bob Ross: But Area 51 was one of the biggest children massacres ever

God: Yes but they need to know the difference between a joke and something you should give your life for

Bob Ross: Ohhhhhh

God: Now get back to painting my mural of Area 51

Bob Ross: *starts drawing happy little bodies next to a default dancing alien*

by GiveMeDrugsRightNow420 September 9, 2019

area 51 pet

it’s a pet you got from area 51, (nickname)

who’s that? oh her that’s rosy my grrgrrbear and my area 51 pet

by keylalc August 11, 2019

AREA 51

ok why? people died because of this, all claiming the naruto run is OP, yea its no one else fault but gullible FAT men that have nothing else to do in their life, also yea i don't know if they realized, but the " BOIBLE" say GOAT GOD only made earth and nothing else, soooo IM NOT AN BELIVER

AREA 51

by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021

Area 51

A letdown. Except for that one guy who Naruto ran behind that reporter.

Goddamnit, I was watching the Area 51 livestream all day and all that happened was a couple of people got arrested

by dummythicc69 September 20, 2019