alacorn

An amazing hybrid of a unicorn and a Pegasus. Totally one of the most bad ass creatures to ever exist within the mythological realm of horses.

Is that a Pegasus?
NO ITS A FUCKIN' UNICORN PEGASUS!
Do you mean a alacorn?

by EllaQuince September 30, 2012

stand-in alcoholic

When you can't attend/participate in (work) "functions" such as Happy Hour, client parties, the office holiday party, etc.

Melissa - "I'm too hung over to go to this wine tasting event tonight but the client expects someone from our office to be there."
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."

Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"

by AMarie0908 December 4, 2010

Alcoholiday

A holiday on which copious amounts of alcoholic beverages are consumed.

St. Patrick's Day is the most important alcoholiday of the year.

by SaintZi April 2, 2011

Alcohol Gremlin

THE ALCOHOL GREMLIN:

A man or woman that steals the alcohol from a VIP table in a nightclub. Often spotted in Marbella/Spain.

HOW TO SPOT AN ALCOHOL GREMLIN:

Usually dressed up with fake accesories, e.g. Armoni, Luisi Vittong, Fucci & Dolce & Banana.

The alochol gremlin has evolved it senses to always hunt down and find the most expensive bottles in the nightclub.

Typical Alcohol Gremlin Scenario:

Gremlin: Hey how are you?
Victim: I am fine.
Germlin: Hey look there... (reaches out for the bottle).
Victim: Where? (looks away)
Gremlin: (gone, bottle empty).
Victim: (left sober with the bill)

by Maniana Perez January 25, 2012

alco-tourist

Person, who on rare occasions, attends an AA meeting, but never takes the Alcoholics Anonymous Program seriously, never actually gets sober.

Him: Is Tom a member of AA? I saw him at my meeting last night.
Her: Nah, he was just visiting as an alco-tourist, he's still drinking.

by Terrific1 January 7, 2009

Alcohol cock

Having enough alcohal in the system to be unable to perform any sexual act(s) without falling over, vomiting, yelling obscene things, falling asleep.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.

Buddy : " Man, last night was the worst, my girlfriend and I were finally about to do the ' dirty deed ' but I had a drink or two too many and I couldn't do it. "

Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "

Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "

Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "

Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "

by love-hate-masturbate August 18, 2011

Alcoclawic

An individual who is addicted to White Claw. Typical subjects have a historical absence of alcohol addiction, but are quickly triggered with one drop of black cherry, raspberry, lime, ruby grapefruit, or sweet, sweet, mango.

Alcoclawics are known to follow no laws, crush juul pods, and most of them ain’t grown.

“Something is wrong, he won’t drink any crispy boys and now has a claw for breakfast. Honestly, I think Chad is an Alcoclawic.”

“When Brad’s mom called him an Alcoclawic all he could say was “Ok Boomer.”

“Barb learned that there actually are laws when you’re drinking claws. She now spends her Sundays at Alcoclawics Anonymous.”

by LEEZNUTZ November 10, 2019