Someone who believes that the government can solve all the problems and inadvertently let the government controls their life rather than people control the government.
Likely to support taxation and welfare states.
Likely to support taxation and welfare states.
Maggie: I think that taxation is sensible.
Gary that one libertarian friend in the group: Yeah we give them trillions of dollar for them to waste on military and foreign conflicts, serving their political interest and economical interest of the few, to waste them in the endless bureaucracy that you ironically paid to take money away from you, to fund inefficient welfare programs, etc you filthy statist scum.
Gary loses his few friends again
Gary that one libertarian friend in the group: Yeah we give them trillions of dollar for them to waste on military and foreign conflicts, serving their political interest and economical interest of the few, to waste them in the endless bureaucracy that you ironically paid to take money away from you, to fund inefficient welfare programs, etc you filthy statist scum.
Gary loses his few friends again
by FriedmanSimp February 19, 2021
Get the Statistmug. This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.
by IKnowFax July 19, 2022
Get the Statisticsmug. A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025
Get the Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.mug. A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.
by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016
Get the statisticsmug. 'get statisticated mate'
by wavey76 March 2, 2018
Get the Statisticatedmug. Example one :
Person 1: here's a statistic i found on the FBI website :13% of the population commits 50% of all violent crime
Person 2: Based ! i will show this to Tyrone
Example two:
Person 1: I found a statistic online ! Jews are 2% of the US population but also 26% of the elite (meaning actors, producers, directors, and anything else related to Hollywood, journalists, CEO of big businesses, multimillionaires and billionaires). ain't that crazy
Person 3: bro you're so anti-semitic
Person 1: problem, kike ?
Person 1: here's a statistic i found on the FBI website :13% of the population commits 50% of all violent crime
Person 2: Based ! i will show this to Tyrone
Example two:
Person 1: I found a statistic online ! Jews are 2% of the US population but also 26% of the elite (meaning actors, producers, directors, and anything else related to Hollywood, journalists, CEO of big businesses, multimillionaires and billionaires). ain't that crazy
Person 3: bro you're so anti-semitic
Person 1: problem, kike ?
by JowJow__ March 7, 2020
Get the statisticmug.