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Hamster

A term used primarily to describe a person who looks like a confused hamster during intercourse.
"That girl was such a hamster last night- never again."
by Mahmsta November 11, 2011
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Hamster

(noun)One who sells deli meat.
That hamster is cool.
by Joeee May 22, 2005
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Hamstering

The Act of going into towns and begging for food until your packs and bags are full, similar to how a hamster stuffs it's cheeks with food
The term Hamstering was coined when starving German soldiers during world war 2 went to towns and begged for food until their packs were full of food
by Disgruntled Winnipeger June 18, 2005
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Hamster

A very throwable animal. Makes a really good baseball.
I’m going to throw my hamster
by Quincequines September 9, 2020
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Hamster

That tiny pet you have because you're a lonely fuck.
"I put my hamster in a sock and beat it on a desk for 5 minutes strait last night"
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by DADDY SKWOMP May 24, 2019
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Hamster

Someone who lies, steals, and cheats. The rodent form of a tool, a douche bag, and idiot and a whore.
That girls annoys me so much, she is such a Hamster!!!
by JoeSchmidlap May 6, 2011
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Hamster

(n) - A younger male that actively persues older women. The male version of a gerbil. A cougar's meal.
The hamster chose to go to more sophisticated bars in hopes of finding a cougar to take him home.
by Thetaters December 7, 2009
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