Statutory drooling

Intensely ogling a very attractive underage person.

He was statutory drooling at that cheer leader.

by Mpkane March 01, 2020

drool amnesty

n. Generally a player on a rival team so attractive that it would be impossible NOT to lust after them.

A prime example (for Madridistas, at least) is Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Abby: Did you see the Portugal-Sweden match last night? I couldn't take my eyes off Zlatan!
KJ: I know! There's a reason Zlatan is part of my drool amnesty, even if RMA will probably face PSG come UCL season.

See also Cristiano Ronaldo, Steven Gerrard, Kaka, and other footballers

by KJinEnglish December 05, 2013

point-and-drool interface

n. Parody of the techspeak term point-and-click interface, describing a windows, icons, and mouse-based interface. The implication, of course, is that such an interface is only suitable for idiots. Also point-and-grunt interface.

The OS Windows 11 relies heavily on a point-and-drool interface

by ArmAddAsk April 25, 2022

Drool Factor

A very hot person. Good looking and charismatic.

To salivate.

Dudes got a drool factor close to a 10.

by Jayne Emerald June 16, 2017

drool rag

A rag to place between mouth and pillow to catch drool. It protects the pillow and case from stains.

I need a new drool rag, or need to wash this one, it's getting gross.

by Lipsalewpis February 20, 2016

Drooling zombie

Something that is dead or should have died, but is still alive. Usually refers to works of popular culture or art, such as TV shows and the like (see Jump the shark).

Guy 1: You hear the Simpsons is writing out Apu?
Guy 2: Oh well, I stopped watching that show years ago.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's a drooling zombie.

by RoundenBrown October 27, 2018

Drool-Boy

Strange , angry , yet misunderstood forum admin. Has a penchant for booze, hoes and dapper fagg0ts from Ireland.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003