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mondo-lame

Used to describe something that is so lame that the describer himself must absorb an amount of lameness in order to provide an adequate description.
A - "So, the other day, I was surfing the internet and needed a soda. On the way to the fridge across the hall, I got tired and had to sit down."

B - "What? Seriously? It's, like, - "

A - "Five metres away, I know."

B - "Dude, sorry but that is mondo-lame."

A - "Mondo-lame? That's a stupid expression."

B (pouting) - "Agreed."
by auriphiliac3 April 8, 2010
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contrapsuedo-mondo

Kenny: These buffalo wings are contrapsuedo-mondo
AD: Co-sign.
by AD February 23, 2005
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MONDO Dook

An enormous poop. Typically this is a morning ritual for coffee drinkers worldwide. What happens is after a hot cup of Joe it turns into Bowels Gone Wild!!!
Hey Mrs. Butterfield I’m down to fuck again but lemme just take a Mondo Dook reallly quick I’ll make it shnappy I promise then we can rub uglies one more time before I leave the Retirement Home.
by Blumpkin42 April 25, 2021
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mondo-ass

Very big; alot; much more than necessary.
That's one mondo-ass SUV! They need to quit with that!
by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004
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Mondo Handshake

While having anal sex with a girl, you reach around insert your fist into her vagina and give yourself a hand job through the lining.
I was having sex with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so I reached around and fisted her equally lose vagina and squeezed my penis through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!
by itsgotom August 11, 2013
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Mondo Duke

Does it need a definition
Oh man I had a huge Mondo Duke last night!
by Fucker in the pussy234 April 19, 2017
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