What someone texts you if their phone is on one percent, they can't get to a charger, and they are nice enough to inform you why they won't be potentially texting you. Could also be used as an excuse not to text someone.
by ill.matic_ September 8, 2015

The set of millionaires and billionaires who make more than 99% of Americans and who currently run everything from the media to the government
Progressive: This is ridiculous! The middle class pays more in taxes than millionaires and billionaires! Tax the 1%!
Average American: Nah.
Average American: Nah.
by CLLNS January 2, 2017

If he has fluffy hair that is -1
by Nozo123456 February 4, 2022

1+1 = -2
Because:
1+1 = sqrt((1+1)^2)
sqrt((1+1)^2) = sqrt(2^2)
sqrt(2^2) = sqrt(4)
sqrt(4) = sqrt(-2^2)
sqrt(-2^2) = -2
This is because:
-2^2 = 4
Because:
1+1 = sqrt((1+1)^2)
sqrt((1+1)^2) = sqrt(2^2)
sqrt(2^2) = sqrt(4)
sqrt(4) = sqrt(-2^2)
sqrt(-2^2) = -2
This is because:
-2^2 = 4
by Tepel October 25, 2006

by fonglet December 24, 2007

Why in the living fuck did you search for '1' on Urban Dictionary? Did you have nothing else to do? Did you search up something inappropriate and your parent/guardian walked in? Either way I think it's pretty weird.
by Inparsian July 5, 2020
