A conspiracy theory stating that there are no full time employees at 7/11 Gas Stations, but rather, that it is a series of part time jobs. Even the management works for no more than 20 hours a week, and is replaced every few months.
by Kalos Starbuck September 23, 2016
when you go to 7-11, and due to the fact that you are too stoned to care, buy one of their poor quality hot dogs, loading it up with all of the disgusting condiments, and nacho cheese. This, more often than not, results in a sick feeling in the gut, followed by explosive diarreah.
cool guy 1: man lets go to 7-11 and get some delicious hot dogs.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.
by Mark Elliott February 28, 2007
7/11 brown or 9/11 brown refers to a racially-precarious joke about brown-skinned people. The phrase is usually asked to a brown person like this "Are you 7/11 brown, or 9/11 brown?" Essentially, this question is a funny and racially insensitive way of asking if somebody is South Asian lineage (7/11 brown) or Middle Eastern lineage (9/11 brown). This means that if your parents are from Iran or west of Iran, you are Middle Eastern lineage. If your parents are from Afghanistan/Pakistan, or east of Afghanistan/Pakistan, then you are South Asian lineage. So basically, Iran's Eastern Border is the division between the two regions.
This joke is because many 7/11 stores are worked by South Asian people, whereas 9/11 was done by Middle Eastern people.
This joke is because many 7/11 stores are worked by South Asian people, whereas 9/11 was done by Middle Eastern people.
by bryansteldag November 03, 2023
A game of childhood where a group of boys will chase a group of girls and whoever they catch, it’s 7 kisses and 11 humps. Usually played in the hood in the 1900s.
by Gabriella21111 December 04, 2020
by DeadIdiot September 09, 2021
when they say gas station sushi, they really just mean 7-11 sushi. 7-11 is a home to any indian man that exists, it is known to have rather crappy food and even worst sushi.
"Hello welcome to my teben eleben."
"I ate that sushi from 7-11 and now i have uncontrollable orgasm syndrome"
"I ate that sushi from 7-11 and now i have uncontrollable orgasm syndrome"
by PENIS 2: THE COCK STRIKES BACK November 30, 2022
by Netz111 April 06, 2023