National fuck hamish day

April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him

Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet

Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day

by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019

Hamish

Hamish is a loving guy with a huge horse- like statue in his back garden. He is also hung like a horse.

OMG have you seen hamish?

Yes his cock is massive!

by anonymous October 27, 2021

Hamish

When an elephant rolls in a lot of dirt and turns orange

Wow have you seen that elephant? What a hamish!!

by Winnieeee June 9, 2018

Hamish

Hamish is hot guy that is loyal and will be nice. a blonde and blue eyes and has a big penis.

Hamish is hot

by Hamish is hot asf December 4, 2020

Hamish McHugh

Awesome

Hamish McHugh

by fhillyweef September 8, 2011

Hamish Rayner

Imagine a walnut, imagine that exact size, now think of an apple and how smooth it is, combine the two and you have the brain of Hamish Rayner. One can describe Hamish Rayner with the words; not based, smooth-brained, pyramid head, and Harnish. Frequent behavior of hating skeletons, hating gravel, and hating redacted is frequently observed.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that horrible terrorist attack recently?
Guy 2: Yeah, whoever did it was a total Hamish Rayner.
Guy 1: Totally, only someone named Hamish Rayner would do that.

by Absolutelynotarobot1234 September 8, 2020

hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025