Spencer

Short and sometimes tends to be gay at birth. And is usually sad at most times. :(

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Person: Hey! You know that spencer kid over there.

Other person:Nah, where?

Person: Over there!

Other person: Oh I couldn’t see that lil boy!

Spencer by Candyman67 June 4, 2019

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Getting drunk and throwing up on the floor at a friend's house.

That guy pulled a spencer at Larissa's party by drinking too much and then throwing up on the white carpet.

spencer by duke eggbert July 28, 2008

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Spencer

A douche bag who's prone to being very competitive. He likes to play guitar at gay bars. Spencers tend to lack to hit puberty untill around age 20. In all honesty he is a homo.

Dave: Dude, did you hear? Spencer apparently got some head from his new girlfriend?

Travis: Really? What's his name?

Spencer by timtom987 April 29, 2010

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Spencer

North-American Walrus found along the east coast or Central Florida. Can be found frequently in fast-food joints & public schools where it feeds on children.

Diet: Anything & everything, but prefers children.

Reprodction: Lays eggs in a "host's" head & waits for them to hatch.

This specific breed of walrus is endangered & remains in captivity, although there have been sightings of Spencers in Southern Asia.

Weight: 745,989,493,005,996,703 lbs. when born. can grow to be much larger, though.

Known for Giving too much hw, and bitching about due dates.

Was that a White-Tailed Walrus?!

Naw, it was a "Spencer"

Spencer by rianWAY November 2, 2008