Smith's Law

Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.

Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.

Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.

by PowerTryp December 30, 2010

Smith magenis syndrome

Smith magenis syndrome is a disease that causes the person with the disease to turn into a human wrecking machine and it causes them to head butt things and punch holes in the walls the size of a 49 inch smart tv. These “people” with the rare disease should be avoided at all costs because if you disturb one of them then it could end with several fatalities. If you ever encounter one of these cunts then make sure to avoid eye contact otherwise they will be calling you a cunt and killing you.

Hey have you ever met someone with Smith magenis syndrome?
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year

by coontastic 69 October 29, 2019

Smith and Wesson M-76

A submachine gun produced by Smith and Wesson firearms during the Vietnam War for special operations and vehicle crew personnel. This submachinegun was chambered for 9 x19mmParabellum and its clip held 36 rounds. The main design of this submachine gun was based off of the Swedish "Gustav M45" submachine gun which also was chambered for the 9 x19mmParabellum cartridge and also held 36 rounds in its clip. The Smith and Wesson M-76 was produced under request by the US government when supply for the Gustav M45 was cut off because the Swedish did not believe in the war effort. Several almost exact copies of the M-76 have been produced by MK Arms (the MK760 which is about 99.9% the exact same gun, internally and externally except for a few parts and the fact that two versions were made; one in 9mmpara like the M-76 and one in the larger .45ACP cartridge,) and a company known as Stemple which's more like 80% the same gun, most the differences are in external additions and like the MK760 has two versions one in 9mm and one in .45ACP.

Charlton Heston used a Smith and Wesson M-76 submachine gun several times in the movie The Omega Man.

by Merchant August 30, 2005

smith, kevin

new jersey born Indie film maker known for his classics Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and most recently, Jay and Silent BOb Strike Back. Also made a cartoon based on clerks.(Note on clerks: made for less than $30,000 dollars) Check out ViewAskew.com for more details.

see quik stop too

by mephisto June 3, 2003

Smith's Hill High School

A selective co-ed school in NSW, Australia. Filled to the brim with dorks, pansies and women's blouses. For the smart minority of Wollongong. Also known to be home to 90% of the region's hipster population. Those alternative bastards.

Oh, he goes to Smith's Hill High School? LET'S GET HIM!

by Seudo Nym July 11, 2011

Smith College

A women's college in Northampton, Massachusetts. No other women's college can compare to it; Mount Holyoke College and Wellesley College may disagree, but their indignation is futile. Smith has a reputation for being full of lesbians; in reality it is only half full of lesbians. These lesbians are frequently found playing rugby or participating in crew. A large majority of the straight girls on campus had no idea that there were no men on campus when they applied. Students and alumni of Smith College are referred to as "Smithies," and even if you don't like that when you first come to school, you get used to it. Instead of having freshmen, Smith College has "first-years" to avoid being gender-specific, and one of its class deans is named Tom Riddell, leading many people to believe that Smith is, in fact, Hogwarts.

Just because I go to Smith College, that does not make me a man-hating lesbian. I was one of those regardless.

by iminurceiling May 24, 2009

Smith and Wesson Model 29

The definition of awesome in handguns. High Calibre bullets, used by clint eastwood, and an awesome look confirm that this guy is the embodiment of awesome. Everyone will not want to stare down the barrel of it, as they know if he pulls the trigger their head is going to be blown off.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? ~ Dirty Harry referring to his smith and wesson model 29, talking to an injured bank robber.

by Vegerot March 6, 2010