by anonymous February 18, 2022
Get the 1000 yard staremug. a ritual usually performed in college where after announcing there intentions to "join the 1000 pound club" a guy would attempt to have sex with over 1000 pounds of women between Friday night and Monday morning
by billy joe bob-bob October 6, 2019
Get the 1000 pound clubmug. by Infinthon May 11, 2019
Get the 1000 suns litmug. by DNJosh January 27, 2021
Get the 1000 Square Wipemug. When you go to the county fair with your girl and get hammered and she gets horny so she blows you while you’re sitting on the port-a-John.
Damn bro I was at the fair and got the best Deluxe Blumpkin 1000 the shit was lit fam. Harleys are slow
by Bear Grylls888 April 4, 2022
Get the Deluxe Blumpkin 1000mug. The most amazing man on Earth. Usually compared to Chuck Norris in stature. Can be found(only if he wants u to) on call for Jesus. The man the whore spoke of in the bible(Ezekial 23:20). Made up the best word ever(allowed it's use in the big bang theory): Bazinga!!! Side note: big bang is what happens whenever Caleb has sex. No need for condoms because he is so large that by the end of mastication there is nothing left of the female reproductive system. What is left however, scientists refer to as a "black hole." You are The Caleb Anderson!
They once tried to make a 1000% Pure Man(The Caleb Anderson) toilet paper, it failed miserably however because The Caleb Anderson doesn't take any crap.
The Caleb Anderson was once a paper boy... There were no survivors.
The Caleb Anderson destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
The Caleb Anderson can touch MC Hammer.
The Caleb Anderson will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The Caleb Anderson doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
The Caleb Anderson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
The Caleb Anderson played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
The Caleb Anderson was once a paper boy... There were no survivors.
The Caleb Anderson destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
The Caleb Anderson can touch MC Hammer.
The Caleb Anderson will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The Caleb Anderson doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
The Caleb Anderson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
The Caleb Anderson played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
by Mason Sanders June 3, 2010
Get the 1000% Pure Manmug. by bitchmasterb July 8, 2011
Get the 1000 years winmug.