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Cock on Mahogany

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.
by de la May 16, 2021
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Cock

The giant horse cock is 11 pounds.

That’s a long cock.
by Thugbug69 February 21, 2022
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Saeko Futa Cock

When the persons dick is abhorrently large (longer than 2 feet)

Explanation: On rule34.xxx there is an obscene amounts of Futa porn of Saeko and Seong-hui from Yakuza 7 with world ending sized dicks. Most of the Futa is by artist stevencarson
Damn Daniel, geez, you have a Saeko Futa Cock, ar ar ar ar ar
by AstronomicaIl December 26, 2023
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Cock socket

Well there's a cock, aka penis, and then there's the socket, or vagina. Could also be an acceptable term for mouth and/or ass.
Shut your cock socket right now!

I'm sure your mom's cock socket has seen alot of action with all those brats around

Goddamn it! Fuck me in the cock socket!
by RedStarHippie August 29, 2023
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cock bum

CUNNNNNT
by Graham ezzzzza October 29, 2019
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loose cock

Dakoda's dick
Person 1: "Damn he's got a loose cock"
Person 2: "what"
by TheNotorious1116 January 14, 2024
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Bill cock scouter

When a woman goes to the bar to scout for potential males who have Benjamin’s to spend and cock to give while buying her free drinks and taking them for all their worth and sucking them dry.
Valentina-Hey scarlet have you seen Cici any where?
Scarlet- yea she’s at piazza scouting for some young new fresh meet

Valentina- oh ok she’s bill cock scouting
Scarlet- yea she’s on the hunt
Valentina- cougar on the prowl

That’s a real bill cock scouter-looking for potential males to pay out buy free drinks and free cocktails
by Vvs_diamonds July 4, 2022
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