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majo pero no me liaria

When smb from spain asks on the stories of instagram:

. Y digo si me lio (. And I say if I kiss you)

And the other person is ugly or you don’t want to be on a “lio” you say: MAJO PERO NO ME LIARIA.
You are majo pero no me liaria ,sorry
by yass_dguez March 1, 2022
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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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Me

An idiot that looks weird,fat,stupid,an asshole and ugly
Your a me
by jonnE141 October 25, 2019
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Fuck me day

A day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you 🥳
Hey its fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck??
by Sopooki August 1, 2021
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Me when the

Some random meme that your friend might have sent you. More of less meaning either my reaction to that information or just my reaction to this or that
Friend one-"Dude, watch this video," friend two-"Lol, me when the
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