noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020
Get the kink-cockmug. Your girlfriend is a cocks
by SpovaGang💕 August 13, 2019
Get the Cocksmug. A serious psychological condition linited to hookers only, the condition is onset by the hooker taking on far too many different cocks or by being furiously rammed repeatedly which results in mindlless and passive agressive talk from the hooker
Upon arrival the hooker and without me saying a word started to bag all men and in general demonstrated passive agrresive talk, I told her she was Cock Poisoned and must immediately leave my premises
by Sixamenos October 30, 2025
Get the Cock Poisonedmug. by anonymous April 15, 2022
Get the cock your holemug. by memes_of_supreme February 18, 2020
Get the Cockmug. Any male, female, transgender person who spends the evening at a army military barracks or compound and let's the whole platoon hit it buffett style all you can eat.
Hey Bo, congrats I just heard the news that last weekend your baby momma received a Purple Heart award for surviving a direct impact of a Fayettenam Cock-bomb. She Betta warsh that BOOTYHOLE next time u go to pound town!!!
by Southview6pack September 26, 2025
Get the Fayettenam Cock-bombmug. 