When you're raw dogging a thot in a trap house and the cops show up and process to taze you but the pussy too good so you keep hitting it and you end up electrocuting her
by Shockercocker August 11, 2017
A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.
Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
by Dr. River Song January 17, 2015
I ran into some old friends on lambardy lane they had the look of shame i think they were Extreme cock fighting
by Fatmex October 06, 2021
by Pac haters April 08, 2022
by chew jo March 11, 2014
by Reids Haters December 14, 2023
When an Irish lad fucks a girl in her bum after she has eaten a large amount of corn. Then pulling out his corn covered cock, and having her eat the corn off of your cock as if it was corn on the cob
by Magic_Mike01 December 17, 2017