fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.

jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it

Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad

by George ranchington February 28, 2018

Cock-Pizza

When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.

-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples

Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza

Geo: Bro I just did a cock-pizza on myself yesterday

Stella: I did not need to know that.

by The-Foreskin-Hamburglar June 19, 2023

UnFed Cock

An unusually thin cock which signifies that a person is poverty-stricken.

James: Fobby, looks like you got an Unfed Cock their buddy.

Fobby: Yeah, wanna have a taste?

by The Man Man Man July 21, 2020

Cock move

When someone who doesn’t need a RB handcuffs the friends inured RB by throwing all available points

My friend Geno threw 90% of his FAB at Mikey Davis after mccafrey got hurt, Major cock move

by Z NYC September 23, 2020

Cock eater

Some one who eats cock like Elton john

Elton John is a cock eater

by The Beast Eddie hall November 9, 2020

Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.

Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.

by log_e(e^e)=e May 20, 2023