Cock barnacles

A guy with Herpes on his dick

"Did Richard really get Herpes from rawing Johnny?"
"Yeah know they both have cock barnacles!"

by Drfrankenstoner August 7, 2015

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by mega ultra super dick king May 2, 2021

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Cock Snogger

Someone who enjoys spending their time passionately kissing the male reproductive organ.

Person 1- "Will Joel be meeting us at the pub tonight?".

Person 2- "No, he's too busy being a cock snogger"

by Classic Kaka August 14, 2019

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