layering shit up

The act of stealing things by adding new layers to your clothes

I was layering shit up at the Apple Tree when I was caught by the PoPo

by Tation July 7, 2010

Post Superbowl Shits

The shits you get the morning after the superbowl when you've eaten too many hotwings and drank way too much beer.

Matt-My asshole feels like its on fire
Brian-Thats the post superbowl shits.

by Brazz January 11, 2009

Annoying little shit

Someone who is annoying as fuck but you still don't hate them.

Jeffrey is an annoying little shit but Colleen doesn't hate him anymore.

by Derek the master stalker September 25, 2017

piece of shit dad

A sperm donor. A male that does not acknowledge his kids whatsoever and knows nothing about their lives. Someone who goes very long periods of time without talking to his kids and doesn't provide.

Cody forgot his daughters birthday, he is a piece of shit dad.

by Laceylouwhoo August 19, 2016

shit you up

to steal money from work, friends and family to support your drug problem, and then kill your family if you're close to getting caught as a diversionary tactic

"I shit you up, said Alec Murdaugh after grabbing paper towels to dry his tears, after admitting stealing money. I shit a lot of people up."

by Lady Virgo February 9, 2023

Shit Man Damn

1: Shit Man Damn (interjection)

Used to express a strong feeling of surprise, annoyance, or pleasure.

2: Shit Man Damn (noun)

Used to convey that something is a striking success.

3: Shit Man Damn (transitive verb)

Used to denote excitement, approval, or admiration of.

1: Upon seeing his best friend walk into the bar, Chris exclaimed, "Well Shit Man Damn!"

2: Joe: Did you get the job John? John: Shit Man Damn!

3: When I saw how big her fun bags were and how tiny her waiste was, I was Shit Man Damned!

by bolillo loco December 26, 2009

always talking shit

Doesn't take einstein to figure this out but Smokey says it in Friday.

When his mum pisses him off, he says it under his breath a couple of times.

Parents: Fucking bastard pillock, do something with your life, find a job or something!!!

Dude: always talking shit

but you say it like Smokey,,,,,ALWAYS TALKIN SHIIIIIIT!

by hhhhheman May 31, 2007