Shoheb Syndrome

A serious syndrome that can cause people to be charged with assault if the individual is seen in public without a leash. Symptoms include: Touching people randomly while squatting as if taking a shit (occasionally pushes own head into the victim's chest); having tics similar to tourettes syndrome that causes the individual to say 'Do you want to grapple?'; acoutsic (verbal) stimuli bypass their central nervous system so that telling them to 'stop' doesn't register inside this individual's mind; having withdrawal symtoms if a dusty blanket within a 5 mile radius is not sniffed; unable to go to sleep without waking the whole neighbourhood with his nose rubbing and sniffing; unable to go two seconds without biting the middle finger knuckle and rubbing it against the top lip; verbally mentions when they are angry, tending to say 'I am angry now' instead of expressing the emotion; may have a bald ass head which you can slap and make a satisfying noise.

If you spot an individual with a bald ass egg head that has Shoheb Syndrome, please avoid at all costs, especially at night. Call the police immediately the second they mention the word 'grapple' and run as far from the vicinity as possible.
Tyrone: "Damn Mr Rock, you got some mad Shoheb Syndrome..."

Mr Rock: "Do you want to grapple?"

Tyrone: "Fuck off blud. Stop touching me with your fruity hands. Wallahi I'll call the feds, bruv."

*Mr Rock ignores and still touches him while squatting as if taking a shit*
by CowboyMisterEg December 30, 2023
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Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS) is when someone keeps dropping expensive components and devices. For example dropping a GPU, RAM, CPU, MOTHERBOARD, CASE FANS, CPU FANS, PSU'S, Mobile Phones and so on.

In all seriousness this is more of a joke. No hard feelings linus :D
Do you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)?
Bro why did you drop the GPU? Do you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)?
According to my calculations you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome(LSS).
by Pinchelle September 05, 2023
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Red Truck Syndrome

AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"

A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.

May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
by HardWorkingMechanic April 09, 2022
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nobody syndrome

When shawty (a female) farts on the schlong (your weiner)
"Yo why do you look so happy today?"
"Broo i got nobody syndrome"
"Ayyy that's my boy"
by Fradaboii670 December 11, 2024
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Hypercell Cage Syndrome

Situation in which an endless loop of an event (whether that be an activity, a day, a week, or any other period of time) is perpetuated from the standpoint of one cell (usually a person, in fiction) so that they can tweak details of the occurrence (or have them tweaked by other factors) in order to achieve a goal.

This can be both good and bad, in the sense that it's for a good cause, or it's a nightmare trap for some unfortunate victim.
P1: The movie Primer has a serious case of Hypercell Cage Syndrome, as exuded by the end in which an inordinate amount of time (and unknowable number of retries) is spent in perfecting an action during a party to prevent a potentially negative outcome.

P2: How so?

P1: One of the main characters uses a homemade time travel device to loop the same event.

P2: Oh, I see. I'm going to go spam that term on fb now.
by bundillion May 11, 2012
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Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).
European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome
by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 08, 2021
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A (not real) disease where a person has a massive freak-out when seeing someone being stupid and automatically assumes the person is an American, even with absolutely no evidence to support it.

Also known as: ADS (Abbreviation)

See also: Trump Derangement Syndrome
American Derangement Syndrome is much more common than the Trump variant
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 05, 2024
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