I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.

Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .

by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020

splish splash I be eating yo ass

This can be used when or while eating someone's or your ass in the bath, shower, or pool. You can sing this while eating or being eaten.

Hey wanna splish splash eat my ass?
Splish splash I be eating yo ass!!

by controversial dog October 11, 2021

I don't give a fuck g

A common exchange between a negro and a gangbanger. Often used needlessly.

Gangbanger:Bob Saget smokes-ah-da reefer.
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by lazirus July 6, 2004

visionity (vi gin i tee)

Cross between vision and verginity.Having a unique perspective, a new take on a old thing, an appiphaney, a clear vision of a path to something.

I used my visionity (vi gin i tee) to come up with that hairstyle.

by Baroness K September 24, 2011

Why am I always right

Are you serious?

“WHY am I always right?” *google*

by Gonjiii June 12, 2018

Look, I really like you but

The classic break up cliché line that every TV director uses.

Person 1: Look, I really like you but I think we aren't fit for each other

Person 2: *spontaneously bursts into tears*

by MarilakosYT May 6, 2022

i see where we stand

You fucked up

Guy:I think you're cool
Girl: I see where we stand
Guy:(fuck)

by Babyboii41 March 28, 2016