A large group that prevents a person from scoring sexually. Can be done both directly and indirectly.
Directly: Tim was going to ask Susie to the prom, but she was on the other side of the hall. And thus Tim was cock mobbed.
Indirectly: "Hey Susie, do you want to prom with me?" "Ew, no. You only hang out with those douche-bags!
Indirectly: "Hey Susie, do you want to prom with me?" "Ew, no. You only hang out with those douche-bags!
by Duderules 544 April 14, 2011
Get the Cock Mobbedmug. When you insert your penis into their mouth during sleep, causing the airway to become restricted and resulting in a sudden, violent awakening that may or may not cause severe damage to one's member.
To get her back for making fun of my snoring, I gave her an episode of Cock Apnea! I'll be out of the hospital next week.
by Byram Suddarth III June 28, 2024
Get the Cock Apneamug. Friend 1: Hi mate, what have you done today?
Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then
Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then
by crookmeister2000 May 10, 2021
Get the cock allmug. Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"
by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019
Get the Crocheting Cockmug. Lead Cock is what happens when you inhale, ingest, or otherwise intake lead into your body, and having it result in you losing your ability to have an erection. Hence the name Lead Cock.
by TF3 Confirmed February 9, 2021
Get the Lead Cockmug. Cock Block:
The action of preventing a male from scoring on a female.
Example:
Hypothetically, at a bar mitzvah, a boy named Ryan and his SO, Harley, are making out. Harley's friend Remy was driving her home. While they were hooking up, Remy lies about them having to leave. This is preventing Ryan from going further, thus a cockblock. In this situation, Remy is a cock blocker, and the action where she cock blocked, was tricking Harley to stop.
The action of preventing a male from scoring on a female.
Example:
Hypothetically, at a bar mitzvah, a boy named Ryan and his SO, Harley, are making out. Harley's friend Remy was driving her home. While they were hooking up, Remy lies about them having to leave. This is preventing Ryan from going further, thus a cockblock. In this situation, Remy is a cock blocker, and the action where she cock blocked, was tricking Harley to stop.
Aidan- "Did Ryan get with Harley?"
Graham- "No, Remy cockblocked."
Aidan- "She is such a cock block."
Graham- "No, Remy cockblocked."
Aidan- "She is such a cock block."
by DAMCANSUELA June 19, 2017
Get the Cock Blockmug. Maddy cock is not a good person. they will kill ur entire family and steal them to torture them. they r obsessed with sleeping, and may sleep for over 19 hours. don’t expect for him to have the math homework, because he never will!! he will copy off all ur homework. they have an obsession with drawing detailed penises. they also complain ab being tired 24/7. when being friends with a Maddy Cock, make sure that you always have a source of coffee with you, or they’ll hunt you down. Almost all of them have some type of piss kink. when approaching a Maddy Cock, do not bring up anything about it’s time for coffee or you’ll regret it. Overall, they are ok people i mean they aren’t really the best.
by karrot November 22, 2021
Get the Maddy Cockmug.